Survey incentives

Lately, I’ve seen a new type of spam-like thing emerging. It’s always some email or web advertisement that offers you some incredible incentive (free laptop! free XBox 360! free beachfront house!) for your opinion on some completely irrelavent subject (should Bush be replaced? which is better WalMart or Fred Meyer? which Olsen sister is cuter?).
I haven’t bothered to click through any of these, so I’m spouting off with incomplete knowledge, but I can’t help but guess that none of these peddlers have any intention of giving you anything, and I know that they’re not just interested in getting your opinion on the inane question that they dangle in front of you to tease you in to their web.
Have any of you braved the security risk to click through and find out how they convert your time into money for them?

The numbers in Lost

So, I don’t claim to understand the numbers in Lost, but it’s a rare episode where I don’t notice some patterns. In this episode, the numbers "108" and "540" both came up. 108 is the sum of the "4 8 15 16 23 42" numbers, and 540 is 5 times that much.
Now, that’s great, but what the heck do they mean?

NY Times puzzle extravaganzas

The New York Times started running somewhat-regular mini-extravaganzas* back on July 4, 2003. It actually succeeded in selling me a copy of the paper for the first one. After I found out that one was published online, I stopped rushing out to score a hardcopy, but I have followed along closely online.

I think you’ll have to have a free NY Times login (or borrow a communal one from bugmenot.com) to get to the puzzles themselves.

Here are links to all of them so far (from newest to oldest):
The Old College Try (June 4, 2005)
Beat the Clock (December 31, 2004)
Let the Games Begin! (August 12, 2004)
Presents of Mind (December 25, 2003)
Patriot Games (July 5, 2003)

The thing about these puzzles is that, while challenging, they require no specialized puzzle-solving knowledge. In that respect, they’re probably appealing to a much wider variety of people than the highly specialized puzzle events that I normally participate in. I have had a lot of fun with all of them so far, and I hope the Times continues this tradition.

*mini-extravaganzas, as defined by the National Puzzlers’ League, are a number of puzzles having a theme or storyline, and usually with a final puzzle incorporating information from all previous stages.

Bill Nye the (political hack) Science Guy

When I tuned in to "The Eyes of Nye", I was expecting more of the same "science with a comedic nerd" style stuff that I got from Bill Nye the Science Guy (Science Rules!). Wow, was I disappointed.
I watched my first episode, Genetically Modified Foods, and was expecting a science education, but what I got was an agenda-filled political rant about something that happens to involve science. At least half of the episodes I’ve seen since then have also come with an agenda.
I easily agree with him on most of the positions he takes in the show, but I sure wasn’t expecting what I ended up getting. Oh, and the show averages really glum, too.
I guess he kinda makes no qualms that it’s something of a dressed up op-ed, as even evidenced by the title. And the way he closes. "<the sky falling! we’re all going to die if we don’t get smart!> At least that’s how I see it, and I’ll see you next time on "The Eyes of Nye"."
Now that my expectations have been through a violent, reactive reset, I still mostly enjoy the show. There’s still the campy sense of humor (Science with Mr. Sanders is a particularly twisted (and hilarious) recurring segment of the show), and even mostly good science.
At least that’s how I see it, and I’ll see you next time on "Scott Blomquist’s space".

Mooncurser’s handbook thoughts (part 2/7)

[Wow--better get it in gear on this series of posts, or I'll forget everything I have to say about it!]
Read the first part of this series to get caught up, and then continue reading below.
I’ll throw in a brief mention here of the application process for those of you who aren’t familiar with Game-style events. Since it’s impractical to host more than some small two-digit number of teams, and since there are often more teams than that who are interested in participating, Game organizers usually require some form of application for the event. Applications are usually evaluated principally on the amount of effort put into them. My team submitted a 16-page glossy magazine called "Shark Bait Quarterly". It’d take forever to explain all of the inside jokes, but there’s lots of good stuff in there if you’re just skimming through, too. Pay special attention to the Tips from the Baiting Masters at the bottom of each of the crew biographies pages. At any rate, it was a good enough application to get us in.
Since we made the cut, we were mailed a physical invitation about a week before the actual event. Up until that point, we didn’t have much of an idea where the Game would start. The invitation itself looked like it was just a few pieces of card stock glued to each other in that common invitation-y way. We knew that more information had to be there somewhere, so we chose to dissect it. Turned out that the _real_ invitation was, in fact, inside the middle layer of the fancy invitation. It told us to make our way up to a hotel in Bellingham, WA.
On the Friday that the game actually started, we made our way up to Bellingham for a banquet in celebration of the release of the 42nd Mooncurser’s Handbook. We were encouraged by Game staff to mix and mingle during the banquet instead of seating our entire team together at any one table, but they didn’t explain why that might come in handy.
Leading up to dinner itself, they alluded to an executive in Galactic Consortium going rogue, but this was about the only plot development they did. It popped up one more time during the weekend, but in a somewhat weak way (we’ll get to that later). I have to say, the near complete lack of a plot may well have been one of the only major disappointments for me in this entire Game.
After an all-around good meal (which it sure should have been considering the $300 per person participation fee), something spectacular happened. They rolled back the wall to the tune of awe-filled gasps from around the room, to reveal an elaborate set of games and activity stations. They quickly explained all of the activity stations, and more importantly that every activity was a group activity that required cooperation among competing teams. Every success in one of the activities earned your team additional information to use in solving one of several metapuzzles that would get your team hundreds of points.
The activities took the form of simple things such as stacking cups (yeah–of the CupStacking variety) with a plastic robot arm, answering Sci-Fi trivia questions game show style, and 4-way Dance-Dance Revolution. We had a lot of fun doing most of them, but despite a three-team coalition to solve the meta-puzzles, we didn’t get any points for any of them.
By the end of the night, we had all done so much cooperating, that most teams had decided that alliances would be required to win the next day. We were eventually told that collusion was expressly forbidden, with one exception that would be explained later.
I’ll explain that exception in the next installment of this series.

Interesting NBC radio ad campaign

Lately on the radio, I’ve been hearing what are probably 60-second ad spots for NBC’s fall prime time lineup. It consists of one femaile and two male voices that somehow just sound young and hip. The voices spend 60 seconds just jabbering about what’s on tonight on NBC in an exceptionally casual way. They comment on how much they liked the show last week, how hot the actresses are, and rumors that they’ve heard about this week’s episode.
They even make mistakes and correct each other. For example, today one of voices said something about how some actress on Law & Order SVU won a Emmy, and one of the other voices corrected it to "no, it was a Golden Globe". But it was just like it would have gone down in regular conversation among you and your closest friends. I really mean exceptionally casual conversation.
The most amazing thing about this ad campaign to me is that it really does on some deep down human level make me want to be one of the cool kids that get to be part of their water cooler conversation the next time I catch them on the radio. It hasn’t yet caused me to watch a show that I otherwise would not have, but I have to believe that it just might one of these times. Hell, I just might watch my first episode ever of SVU tonight. Just because my cool friends on the radio recommended it.

Even more behind, but having fun

On my vacation, I’ve come up with more stuff to do than I’ve actually finished, so I think I’m technically more behind on the stuff that I’m staying home to get caught up on. But I’m having fun falling doing it.

C*ckpit priorities

[Yes, the asterisk in the title for this blog is really really stupid. Apparently, MSN Spaces considers the word "cockpit" a prohibited word, but only in the title. Sigh.]
Yesterday, Jennifer and I took our friend Arthur on a flight around the area. At one point, we decided to do some landings and takeoffs at Paine Field in Everett, mostly for fun. As we were approaching the airport, I called up the air traffic controller to request a clearance to land. Just as he started reading me a landing clearance, Jennifer started talking to point out an airplane approaching us quickly. He was below us, and not a factor as it turned out, but it sure looked like he might have mattered. I got kinda mad because she talked over the controller and I knew that she knew to expect a reply from him. I told her rather harshly to be quiet so I could hear the controller and asked him to say again. As soon as I got the clearance, I paused briefly to think about the situation. Upon reflection, I let her know that I realized she did exactly the right thing. It’s much better to know about traffic in the area, and have to ask the controller to repeat himself than to crash while giving the controller more sway over my priorities as pilot-in-command than he deserves.
Jennifer, keep up the good traffic spotting and always call out traffic that may be a factor.

Behind, but catching up

I’m a little behind on blogging. For example, I really want to finish writing up the Mooncurser’s Handbook Game, but I’ve been swamped at work for the last couple of weeks trying to get the MSN Search feature that I work on out for an internal alpha test. I finally finished that up on Friday, and have plans to start a 2-3 week vacation this Thursday. I’ll mostly be hanging out at home trying to build some momentum on some of the projects I’ve been itching to start/finish, but I reserve the right to fly a little and maybe even visit Oklahoma to help my mom move from my childhood home in Chickasha to a place she just bought in Oklahoma City because of a long overdue job change. (She has been the Youth Director, the Campus Ministry Director, and jack of all trades for mere peanuts at her church for as long as I can remember. There were some really bad politics that I’m surprised she tolerated for as long as she did. She finally landed a similar job at a bigger church in Oklahoma City, but she’s paid much better, and the people are probably 10x less poisonous.)
I’m also probably going to shop for a new laptop. (I’m thinking Tablet PC, but anyone who already has one can feel free to tell me how useless it is and try to talk me out of it.)

Unmarked cop car

The other day, I saw what I believe was a cop pulling a somewhat dirty trick.
There’s an intersection (NE 51st St. and 148th Ave., for those familiar with the area) with a dedicated right turn lane that gets a right turn arrow when the cross traffic has a left turn arrow. This trains drivers who regularly patronize this intersection to, shall we say, stop less thoroughly when turning right whether the right arrow is on or not. This cop was in an entirely unmarked car, and was slowed down to a crawl approaching the intersection from my left while I was approaching the intersection in the aforementioned right turn lane. I looked to the left, and noticed that the oncoming car was clearly not a factor due to his insanely low speed (10 mph, rounding up aggressively), but something nagged at me that something was wrong and that I needed more time to figure out what his next move was, so I slowed down and in fact completely stopped wondering "what is this assclown doing?". Good thing I did, because as I stopped, he immediately started to speed up. As he approached, I noticed the tiny little rectangular cutouts in his grille for the red/blue strobes, and as he passed me, I noticed through his heavily tinted windows the usual laptop computer angled slightly toward the driver. Final confirmation came as I noticed what looked like two disk antennas, one on the roof and one on the trunk, mounted on his car. Gone are the days where unmarked cops are spottable from their array of suspicious-looking antennas.